Friday, June 18, 2010

An award for Kitty!

Please join me in congratulating MamaKitty for her outstanding achievements in pervyness!




Kitty is being awarded this Pervert of the day trophy for her outstanding perverted tweets. Her ongoing tweets regarding the BDB are a class act. She is on her way to being a top notch BDB addict! *BDB4EVA!*

Here is just a sample of her award winning pervy tweets:


  • "Holy motherfuck! 16 hours straight? Don't you get tired or sore? "
  • "*blinks* Vibrating mascara? Dude... wrong day..."
  • "I'm not perving on him! Seriously! Just because he looks like a dildo doesn't mean I wanna play with him! "
  • "OMG, everyone in the house is gonna start boning on the spot! #BDB"
  • "As as bad as sex in a cholorinated pool... that shit's painful."
  • "Good GOD he's flexible"
  • "Dude. I need a cigarette after that part. And I don't smoke!"
  • " I want Z. Not the book. The man. Well.... vampire."

Tweet of the day! "I'm not perving on him! Seriously! Just because he looks like a dildo doesn't mean I wanna play with him!"

So please join me in giving a round of applause for this great achievement! It's people like you Kitty that make me proud to be a perv!!

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3 comments:

  1. *bows* Thank you, thank you... I'd like to accept this award for all my Pervy SmutClub Girls, without which this would not be possible.

    ROFL! Thank you Bells! I had so much fun today!
    MamaKitty

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  2. Congrats Kitty! I've totally loved your #BDB tweets since you started the series. FYI, Z is mine!!! You can have any of the other brothers.

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  3. I cannot believe I missed this stuff while I was at work! AWESOME!

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