Kitty is being awarded this Pervert of the day trophy for her outstanding perverted tweets. Her ongoing tweets regarding the BDB are a class act. She is on her way to being a top notch BDB addict! *BDB4EVA!*
Here is just a sample of her award winning pervy tweets:
- "Holy motherfuck! 16 hours straight? Don't you get tired or sore? "
- "*blinks* Vibrating mascara? Dude... wrong day..."
- "I'm not perving on him! Seriously! Just because he looks like a dildo doesn't mean I wanna play with him! "
- "OMG, everyone in the house is gonna start boning on the spot! #BDB"
- "As as bad as sex in a cholorinated pool... that shit's painful."
- "Good GOD he's flexible"
- "Dude. I need a cigarette after that part. And I don't smoke!"
- " I want Z. Not the book. The man. Well.... vampire."
Tweet of the day! "I'm not perving on him! Seriously! Just because he looks like a dildo doesn't mean I wanna play with him!"
So please join me in giving a round of applause for this great achievement! It's people like you Kitty that make me proud to be a perv!!
*bows* Thank you, thank you... I'd like to accept this award for all my Pervy SmutClub Girls, without which this would not be possible.
ReplyDeleteROFL! Thank you Bells! I had so much fun today!
MamaKitty
Congrats Kitty! I've totally loved your #BDB tweets since you started the series. FYI, Z is mine!!! You can have any of the other brothers.
ReplyDeleteI cannot believe I missed this stuff while I was at work! AWESOME!
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